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Big Brother 11 - Green with Envy

Big Brother is going green. No, I’m not talking about the Obama administration. CBS is bringing back Big Brother for an 11th season and there are some special treats for the new contestants, including organic soap, energy-producing exercise bikes and composting bins in the backyard. Executive producer Allison Grodner also promises a nasty surprise in one of the three bedrooms, “It is a room that will test their resolve…I will go out on a limb and say that it is the worst room to sleep in any Big Brother.”

The contestants of Big Brother 11 include:

Braden Bacha (28)

A model-actor from Santa Monica, Calif.  Can he pout his way to the end?

Kevin Campbell (29)

A graphic designer from Chula Vista, Calif shows his creative side.

Laura Crosby (21)

A bikini model from Atlanta.  Ewww, yuck another one of those.

Russell Kairouz, (24)

A martial arts fighter from Walnut Creek, Calif. He ain’t hard.

Jordan Lloyd (22)

A waitress from Matthews, N.C. Will she be serving slop to her competition?

Natalie Martinez (24)

A store manager from Gilbert, Ariz. 

Michelle Noonan (27)

 

A neuroscientist from Pasadena, Calif.  Luckily for the other houseguests, it doesn’t take a brain surgeon to win this game.

Jeff Schroeder (31)

A salesman from Norridge, Ill.  I’d buy whatever he’s selling.

Chima Simone (32)

A journalist from West Hollywood, Calif.  Beauty & Brains.

Ronnie Talbott (30)

A teacher from Belpre, Ohio. 

Lydia Tavera (24)

A makeup artist from Torrance, Calif.

Casey Turner (41)

A teacher from St. Petersburg, Fla.

Made of Honor

Take a best friend who suddenly realizes his true love is about to marry another and hilarity ensues. Ok, mild amusement ensues. Tom (Patrick Dempsey) is a rogue with more dating rules than Greg Behrendt; no back to backs, only one date with the same girl in a week and no family gatherings or weddings. His best friend since college, Hannah (Michelle Monaghan), fills in all the blanks in Tom’s bachelorhood.

When Hannah goes to Scotland for six weeks, Tom discovers romantic feelings for his BFF. He’ll have to fight for her love when she returns from Scotland with a fiancé; a rich, handsome aristocrat Colin (Kevin McKidd).

When Hannah asks him to be maid of honor at her wedding, Tom agrees in the hope that he can win her back. The plan is unnecessarily complicated, but it would be short movie otherwise.

If you can peel your eyes from Dempsey’s baby blues, there are gorgeous postcard views of the Scottish countryside. There are also a few funny moments, though most of the juvenile attempts at humor miss the mark. Made of Honor is a blatant rip off of My Best Friend’s Wedding; replacing the toothsome queen of rom-coms, Julia Roberts with the toothsome McDreamy, but otherwise it falls considerably short of its predecessor.

Three Cubes

Fashion Fights Back

Grammies Gone By

Drillbit Taylor

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.  That’s a lesson learned the hard way by geeky freshmen Ryan (Troy Gentile) and Wade (Nate Hartley) when they show up to the first day of high school wearing identical shirts.  Together with fellow geek Emmit (David Dorfman) they become the target of school bullies Filkins (Alex Frost) and Ronnie (Josh Peck). 

Their only recourse is to pool their funds and hire a bodyguard.  Unfortunately, they can only afford to hire Drillbit Taylor, a homeless con man looking for a one way ticket to Canada. 

Rather than pawning stolen silver, Drillbit decides to stick around for a long con.  He passes himself off as a substitute teacher and romances Lisa (Leslie Mann), a lonely Engish teacher.  Despite Drillbit’s growing affection for the boys, he’s unable to protect them from their tormentors, or the truth.  

Wilson is charming and predictable, as a laid back drifter.  However the real stars of the movie are the boys, as each paints an endearing and empathetic portrait of a kid who longs to fit in.  The male bonding is a common theme for director/writer Judd Apatow, but without his usual raunchy wit, sentimentality takes center stage.

Three Cubes

Signs of the Times

Pineapple Express

 

Of all the bromantic movies produced by Judd Apatow, Pineapple Express is one of my  favorites.  Maybe it’s because I’m a sucker for Seth Rogen and I haven’t seen this much of him since Knocked Up. Maybe it’s because the movie is laugh out loud funny and full of action, explosions, bad cops, good cops and car chases.   Pineapple Express is the latest bud of choice and when small time dealer Saul (James Franco) gets a sample he’s only to happy to share it with his pal Dale (Seth Rogen). 

Unfortunately, when the Dale witnesses a murder, a discarded blunt will lead the killers (Rosie Perez, Gary Cole) right to Saul’s supplier, Red (Danny McBride).  With a little persuasion Red helps the killers track down Saul and the chase is on, with a few smoke breaks along the way.  What keeps the film fresh and interesting is the developing friendship between these inept fugitives.  Saul is particularly sympathetic, vulnerable and trusting of his associates in a notably untrustworthy field.  He sees in others what they refuse to see in themselves, compassion, integrity and courage.  Rogen plays it straight and allows Franco to steal the spotlight, delivering sentiment and laughs with a one, two punch.

Overall I have only one complaint, which is Rogen’s romance with a high school student.  I didn’t see the point and it only made his character creepy and unlikeable.  Perhaps the point was to show a character evolve from a moral abyss.  Or maybe Rogen, as co-writer of the screenplay, is just a perve.

American Idol - Kris is King

The stars were out in full force to crown the king, including: David Cook, The Black Eyed Peas, Cyndia Lauper, Rod Stewart, KISS and Queen.  With all that star power, my favorite moment was David Cook’s heartfelt performance, even more poignant given the recent lose of his brother to cancer.   Allison Iraheta sang “Time After Time” with Cyndi Lauper and it was awesome.  I really think she deserved to be in the finals.  She’s young enough and talented enough that I’m sure she’ll have a phenomenal career. 

Kris was declared the winner and was actually speechless.   Kris is king, which is perfect since Adam is more suited to the role of court jester.

American Idol - Guy Liner and The Guy Next Door

Adam Lambert started the show with a creepy, encore of “Mad World” his favorite performance of the season.  I like Adam best when he’s not screeching. It was very introspective and haunting. Surprise, suprise, Adam can sing quite nicely.  Randy gave it an A - A for Adam, A for Awesome.  Kara knew all along Adam was an incredible artist and he rocked it again tonight.  Paula was unbelievably proud to see Adam standing on the stage. Simon thought the performance was a little overly theatrical and reminded him of Phantom of the Opera.  

Kris Allen sang “Ain’t No Sunshine”.  It was a startling contrast to Adam’s performance, simple and pure.  Kris sat at the piano, center stage, in jeans and a white tee and no dry ice.  Randy thought it was one of Kris’ best performances ever on the stage.  Kara thinks Kris forms an intimate bond with every member of the audience.  Paula said Kris had a “unique way of Allenizing your trademark all over us”. Sounds messy.  Simon wasn’t sure American made the right choice last week, but after that performance, he takes it all back.  

Adam’s second song was “Change is Going to Come”  a bluesy departure from his usual rock and roll style.  Where was this Adam during the competition?  Don’t get me wrong, his performances have been remarkable all along, but I would have liked to have heard him sing more of this.  Is he just trying to fill the void left by Gokey? Randy found it unbelievable.  Kara thought it may have been the best performance and interpretation of a song thus far because it showed Adam’s range and his sensitive side.  Paula agreed it was the best she’s ever heard Adam sing. “I know with 100% of every fiber in my being, you are going to be iconic.” Simon said Adam is 100% back in the game.

Kris came back with another beautiful song “What’s Going On.” I just can’t get over the difference between these two performers. Adam is glam. Kris is laid back.  Adam is Emo. Kris is All-American. Adam is Boy George. Kris is boy next door.  Randy thought the song choice was a little light for a night like tonight. Kara loved that Kris has been true to himself since day one.  And she loved the message in the song, because Kris can deliver that kind of message and really make a difference. Simon thought it was too laid back. He didn’t think Kris grabbed the song and made it his own.

Adam’s last performance singing “No Boundries” was powerful and probably secured his win.  I personally couldn’t take a whole album of Adam singing, but I would go see him on Broadway. I’m sure he and Clay Aiken will be BFFs or is that BBFs? Randy found it a little pitchy in spots. It wasn’t his favorite Adam moment.  Kara was moved and proud. Of course she was one of the songwriters, so she’s biased. Paula is in awe (she’s also orange, go figure). Simon didn’t judge the song, but rather gave Adam his endorsement - believing they have found a worldwide star.

Kris also had to sing “No Boundries” and he did it with conviction.  Randy said Kris should be really proud of all he’s done in the competition.  Kara thinks Kris is a compelling artist, incredible to watch week after week.  Paula wished him the best and said he deserved to be in the finals.  Simon agreed.

All in all it seemed like the judges were giving Kris condolences, telling him to take pride in how far he’s come, cuz he’s going no further.  I hate to say it, but I do think Adam has a lock on this season.

Survivor Tocantins - Nice Guys DO Finish First

The last of the Survivors compete for a place in the final two and the possibility of winning $1,000,000.  JT will be a jury favorite if he can make it that far. Considering he’s up against Throws-Like-a-Girl Stephen, Still-Thick-In-The-Hips Taj and Toothpick-Thin-Erinn, his odds are looking good.  Of course he may not have a lock on a mental challenge.  Not that I think he’s dumb, I just think Stephen is the sharpest knife in the Survivor drawer.  

Stephen already knows he has to turn on this buddy before they get to the final three because he just can’t win jury votes.  He and Taj have remained loyal to each other since the beginning of the game.  

It’s straight to the game tonight, with a sticky immunity challenge and spider’s legs.  The Survivor’s will race through a spider shaped obstacle course to retrieve puzzles pieces to complete their webs.  This challenge is perfect for JT. He’s quick and smart when it comes to maneuvering thru obstacle courses.  JT was the first to retrieve a bag and was working on number two before anyone else brought back their first bag. Then Taj, Stephen and Erinn all had one bag back at home.  JT was the first to start on his puzzle, just as Stephen arrived with his third and final bag.  Erinn was the last to retrieve all her puzzles pieces.  She made up a lot of lost time and nearly won immunity.  It was a heart beat away, but JT won immunity.  He needed that!

Erinn isn’t leaving without a fight.  She cleverly points out that Taj is better liked than she ever was in the game.  

During Tribal Council, Jeff reminisces about how Jalapao came into the merge as underdogs, but have stayed in the game will Timbira ended up on the jury.  It’s no surprise that Erinn is targeted for elimination tonight.  Unfortunately for Taj, Stephen and JT decided it would be better to take Erinn to the final three.  Now she just has to convince them to take her to the final two.  At first glance it would seem like taking Erinn would be a good move.  No one on her tribe liked her; she was a trouble maker and traitor.  Take a closer look and she’s hung in there through amazing odds, played the game to outwit and outlast.  

It’s the final challenge - my challenge was watching the stroll down memory lane (Note to Survivor producers: The recollections of

The final immunity challenge was one of the coolest and surprisingly, it’s not an endurance challenge.  The players will have one arm tied behind their backs. They’ll place a ball in a chute and it will come out the end. The players have to catch the balls as they come out of the chute, without letting them hit the ground. If the ball hits the ground, they’re done for.  They will have four balls in play. Erinn was the first to lose her concentration and drop the ball.  Stephen let his nerves get the best of him and JT won the final immunity.  

Once gain, Erinn worked her magic putting a little doubt in JT’s mind.  She told JT Stephen promised to take Erinn her to the final two.  I don’t think he actually said those words, but he did consider it.  Now JT is considering it.  JT still has some perspective, he’s only known Stephen for 37 days and he’s not willing to blow the opportunity of a lifetime.

JT decided his word was worth more than the possibility of a million bucks and kept Stephen. They enjoyed their celebratory breakfast and the sweet taste of victory. But it’s not over just yet.  Their buddy-buddy act might just blow up at the final tribal council. 

Stephen made a statement about overcoming his insecurities and limitations during the game.  JT was self deprecating and humble.  JT reminded everyone he could have taken the easy way out, bringing Erinn instead of Stephen, but he kept his word.  

Brendan wondered why Stephen should win just because he “grew” more.  JT said it was irrelevant to the game. It doesn’t matter if it was harder to catch the ball or not, it only matters if you catch the ball.  

Erinn called Stephen on playing three alliances:  The Exile, The Warriors and The Jalapao and most of his allies are on the jury.  As to JT, why was Stephen the best competitor to take to the end?  JT said he thought he was an honest and a strong player.

Debbie questioned JT’s honesty.  And to Stephen - “Who would you have brought to the final two?”  Stephen admitted he might have taken Erinn if he’d been wearing the necklace instead of JT.

Coach “blah, blah, blah, Warrior.  Blah, blah blah.”  JT admitted he might have lost a million dollars mixing morals with money. But in the end JT kept his word, including not writing Coach’s name down.

Sierra had no questions for Stephen.  She wondered why JT considers Stephen a strong competitor when he fumbled most of the way through.

Tyson wanted to know how much JT attributed to Stephen getting to the end.  JT thought he could have done it on his own. 

Taj had some feelings of betrayal to get out.  She called JT out for putting her name down on the paper.  Stephen was her boy from day one.  Stephen threw JT under the bus, saying he caved when JT worried about Taj’s strength.

JT won Survivor. He got every vote and proved NICE GUYS DO FINISH FIRST!!!

Survivor Tocantins - The DragonSlayer gets Burned

Coach was surprised to see his ally go home, but it was nothing compared to his shock when they got back to camp and JT told him Debbie was gunning him all along.  Now Coach thinks JT, Stephen and Taj saved him by voting out Debbie. At least he realizes he’s not in charge of the game. And he’s coming to the realization that he’ll be visiting Exile Island sooner rather than later.  

The players have to race thru a maze, assemble a pole to retrieve a sandbag which they’ll use to knock over targets. There is a catch (naturally). Their feet are shackled together so they have to baby step through the maze. JT took an early lead and Coach just followed him through.  Taj and Stephen thought they could do it better and faster, but ended up lost.   By the time Stephen, Taj and Erinn made it through the maze, JT and Coach had a nice head start on their poles. JT won the reward and sent Coach to Exile.  Coach decided he was going to treat it as an opportunity to test himself, not building a fire, not eating, not drinking; just meditating.  Erinn thought he was just taking an opportunity to be a martyr.  

JT also got to take another player on his reward. He picked Stephen, returning the favor.  They were whisked away on a private plane to the Governor’s retreat. They got to shower and see themselves in the mirror for the first time in a month.  They also got to feast on meat, meat and more meat.  

They were ready to compete during the next immunity challenge. Unlike Coach who looked like he’d gone thru the ringer.  Too bad for him since the challenge is an endurance challenge, with the players standing on very small pegs, contained in a frame.  Erinn should have had an advantage, since she weighs about 10 pounds, but she was the first one to fall. Stephen and Taj were next to go, leaving JT and Coach.  Coach stepped down and then curled up in a fetal position.  

Taj and Erinn were not sympathetic.  JT was pretty pissed that Erinn tried to kick Coach when he was down so he’s playing to vote her out.  Stephen was undecided until they went to tribal council.

Maybe it was Coach’s ode to Survivor that made up his mind.  Whatever, it was Coach’s time to go.  

Tonight was the last night Taj could play her immunity idol. She didn’t and she’s got a kick ass souvenir.