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Celebs in the News - 13JUN08

 Am I the only one who has noticed Paris Hilton’s boyfriend is named after a dog?

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Gossips speculate that Mz. Hilton may already be carrying Benji’s litter child.  It’s either a baby bump or a burrito grande.

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Am I the only one who has noticed Kirstie Alley calculates her weight in dog years?  She considers 7 pounds = 1 pound. How else can she explain reports that she weighs 175 pounds?

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Now that Kirstie has broken ties with Jenny Craig, she’s planning to start her own line of diet of products.  Maybe she should delegate some of the taste testing to others.

Am I the only one who has noticed celebs will claim they are researching a role if they’re busted for shoplifting or possession, but we never see them in a movie playing the part of a thief or coke ho? All that research for NOTHING!

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Tatum O’Neil pulled a Winona when she was arrested for buying cocaine then claimed it was all just research for an upcoming role.

Am I the only one who has noticed celebs who either 1) dress like a hooker or 2) look like they’re homeless, believe they can design clothing?

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Am I the only one who has noticed Promises doesn’t live up its name?

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