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It’s a sad day for comedy. The irreverent, unapologetic and hilarious George Carlin died Sunday at the age of 71.

George Carlin once observed “‘I am’ is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that ‘I do’ is the longest sentence?”

It is if you’re Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee who are reuniting AGAIN. I guess they were just on a break. Does it count if you get married (twice) while you’re on a break?

Liv Tyler is reportedly rethinking the break with her rocker hubby Royston Langdon. The two were on their way to divorce court when Liv had an attitude adjustment.

Two Jens (Aniston and Connelly) should remember Carlin‘s wise words “Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” The A list actresses aren’t playing nice on the set of ‘He’s Just Not That Into You’

Every woman considering a new main squeeze should definitely consider Carlin’s advice “Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.” Kate Hudson is hot and heavy with Lance Armstrong and I bet he is very sweaty.

And if Carlin voiced an opinion about Jamie Lynn giving birth to a baby girl, Maddie Briann, I think it would have gone something like this “When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America into the Spears’ family you get a front row seat.”

Thanks for the laughs!