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Seven ‘til Midnight is a new client offering costumes and lingerie for sexy soccer moms. It was all fun and games, with models playing dress up and doctor. Then the clients asked to see plus size models, to represent every woman in every size. Janice doesn’t want any part of that, so she put Nathan in charge of finding full figure babes. By the end of the day Nathan lined up three curvaceous girls, Ivory Kalber, Amber Kenain and Alana Chandler. Ivory got the job but Nathan’s work is just beginning, convincing his mom to expand the agency to plus sizes.

Xian and Selina were dressed as nurses with Dr. Feel Good. Dominic wasn’t selling his sexy self. Ivory was dressed as a car hop and she wowed the client. Janice wasn’t wowed. As she left the shoot, she told Xian she was verging on plus size (PU-LEEZZ) and to cut back on the pizza. That got the models talking about the ridiculous expectations in the modeling industry.

Chandler Maness wants Xian’s voluptuous body all to himself, but he’s got serious competition with all the gorgeous boys in the house, especially Danny Nunez.

Andrew Christian is back to find models for an underwear shoot for a new line of butt lifting boxers, designed with Danny in mind.

Nadia Alexandria was selected, but the boys had to turn up the heat to get the gig. They each interacted (see also: pawed, straddled, licked) with Nadia. Christian Prelle and Dominic Figlio stood out. Dominic was the star of the shoot, doing his usual eyebrow arch. Andrew wanted to do a topless shot of Nadia and it only cost $1000 more. They closed the set because she’s shy.

JP isn’t enjoying life in the house. He’s just at a different place in his life.

Nathan asked the new models to move into the house. Traci Moslenko isn’t thrilled with the invasion but she was the first to tell Paul Vandervort that he lost his bed. Chandler was a complete jerk and Alana wasn’t having it. She will cut him if he starts in with the fat jokes. I think Alana could take him, because he’s only half a man and she’s a W-O-M-A-N.

Chandler is filling the void left by Brian Kehoe. Only I liked Kehoe despite his nonsense, but I think Chandler is a waste of perfectly good air.